Object
To provide riders with 120 minutes (about 20 km) of interesting riding over varied terrain, with the entire pack finishing within 20 minutes or less of each other. No one should become lost.

Level of riding
A hash should be rideable.

How
1. Two months before...
... Set the date and choose the starting point

  • Enough room to park 30 cars (preferably free parking).
  • Shady place to hold the circle and hand out drinks.
  • Choose a nearby restaurant, (or hawker centre) for lunch after the circle.
    Make sure it is open on Sundays.
  • Inform the On-Sec of all details of your hash at least 2 weeks before your hash.

... Recce the trail

  • The ideal hash is 20km long and lasts for only 2 hours.
  • A good hash needs between 3 to 10 recces.
  • The idea is to lay a trail which keeps the pack together.
  • Avoid main roads.
  • Make sure the in-trail doesn't cross or come too close to the out-trail or
    first timers might find themselves going round in circles.
    If unavoidable, set home-paper after the pack has passed.
    Decide on your check strategy.
    Back-checks are best.
  • Use open country to lay silly loops where slow riders can easily short cut to catch up front riders.
  • Never put out-paper checks near the home trail or people might complete the hash in a shorter period than expected.
  • If having a drink stop, have it about 60% of the distance through the hash.
  • Two types of drinks stops:
    • Hawker center/gas station drink stop - riders buy their own drinks.
    • Ice box drink stop - hares are responsible for costs incurred on drinks or fruits supplied.

2. One week before
... Gather hares' biodegradable paraphernalia

  • 10 - 12 rolls of toilet paper
  • Chalk or gypsum plaster for road sections if any
  • Flour (good for sunny days only)

Note: Never use anything that will take forever to disintegrate.
Remember to keep our country
clean and green.

3. The Day Before
... Set the trail

  • Better pre-lay the day before unless it rains and you have to go out again on the day itself.
  • All hashers are half blind and play follow the leader. Lay 2 - 3 times more paper than you think nececessary.
  • Paper hung on trees and on top of tall grass won't disintegrate if it rains overnight.
  • Remember that unlike runners, bikers tend to look up and ahead.
    ... Put paper in the distance where it can be seen in the distance.
  • Trail turn-offs must be clearly marked. Use BIG chalk marks on paved roads.
  • Trail markers should be visible at all times unless you are at a check.

4. The Big Day

  • Be at the hash site 3 hours before to freshen up or lay the trail.
  • Try to be back for the start to make any announcements.
  • If you are out still laying the trail and can't get back in time, never mind.
    Better to finish laying the trail.
  • The trail should start at the hares car or at the ride site.
  • Tell the GM or the pack where the drink stop is.
  • Sweep behind the pack and observe how well they can read your trail. You will learn alot from this.
  • Let the pack solve any checks themselves. But if they are still there 10 minutes later please say something!
  • If there are people who obviously cannot go on or first timers who find it hard and want to short cut, you must show them a shorter route.

If anyone is lost, hares must locate them.

  • Do not lay trails across a main road.
  • Try not to lay the trail through stagnant water - mosquitoes and soil disease kill !
  • Spray paint (soluble and non-soluble) is forbidden.

And lastly,
Don't try to enter the Guiness Book of Records for the longest and most difficult hash set.

  • Hounds must call the words 'On-On' every 20 - 40 metres when paper is found.
  • Do not shout 'On-On' unless you yourself are on paper.
  • Checks are designed to allow the rear of the pack to catch up with the front.
    There are usually 5 - 8 checks per run. The trail may resume any direction up to 500 metres away.
  • Checking - When you are either lost or if you are checking and would like to know where the rest of the mob are, the call is 'Are You'. Everyone who hears this has the responsibility to respond with a 'Checking' or 'On-On'.
  • S.C.B - Short for Short Cutting Biker. If you have short cutted, don't call 'On-On' until the pack reaches you. If you do, you may be stuffing up a carefully put together ride.

  • Make all back checks down dead-ends. You won't go wrong.
  • Don't lay checks in the last 1 - 2 kilometres.
  • Never lay checks at a road junction.
  • Running hash check strategies don't work on the bike hash.
  • False trails can only start at a check.
  • A false trail peters out quickly ... don't lay it too long.

X or O Open field check T Back check

 

 

*From Harrier International Online

Alphabetical Shortcuts

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z


A

    AGM - Annual General Meeting
    AGPU - Annual General Piss Up
    amah - Chinese maidservant, nurse
    amok - violent homicidal condition. Hashing is jogging run amok!
    are you? - usually called when checking for trail. A call for help from a similarly lost hound
    atap - nipah palm-leaf thatch
    ayah - Indian or Malay maid, nurse

B

    baju - Malay open shirt with long sleeves
    ball checker - tests Harriettes
    barang - things, thus luggage
    Bash - bike hashing. A bike hash. Mountain bikes, dirt bikes, younger brother's bike, servants' bike.
    batu - rock
    Beer Master - organises the beer after a Hash run
    besar - great, thus tuan besar - great gentlemen
    bimbo - American Harriet
    bomoh - Malay medicine man
    box-wallah - derogatory term for British businessman derived from Anglo Indian term for door-to-door salesman
    boy - native servant, traditionally summoned by the vocative `boy!'; thus cook boy; Number One boy; boy besar
    bucket - beery session at the end of a Hash run
    bukit - hill as in Bukit Timah

C

    check - abrupt termination of trail
    check back - act of backtracking to locate trail
    checking! - utterance during the act of looking for paper
    chin-chin - salutations
    chit - note, signed bill
    chokra - young man, boy
    chop - seal, brand
    chummery - shared household of bachelors as was the "Hash House" Selangor Club Chambers
    circle - convivial post-run session at which down-downs are usually presented to hares, visitors, returners, sinners and leavers.
    co-hare - hare's accomplice
    compound - enclosed area round house
    comprador - buyer, steward, thus Chinese manager of a hong
    concession - Chinese treaty port open to foreign traders
    conductor - head overseer on rubber estate
    coolie - Indian or Chinese labourer paid on daily basis
    creeper - trainee assistant on tea or rubber estate; dawdling dickhead

D

    dead hare - Pre-laid trails which for some do not hold the same excitement as a live hare trail.
    dhobi - washerman
    Dog - see Spotted Dog
    down-down - non-stop act of drinking dry a vessel of beer; Chug-a-lug

E

    Eastern Cadet - junior civil administrator recruited to the British Colonial and Foreign Office, Eastern Cadetships, comprising India, Ceylon, Hongkong, Malaya and Borneo
    elections - usually rigged
    erections - usually ligged Japanese erections

F

    False trail - designed to turn pack around, falsie
    FBAC - Fat Boys' Athletic Club, a subgroup of really lazy (not necessarily fat) hashers
    FMS - Federated Malay States, comprising Perak, Selangor, Negri Sembilan and Pahang
    FMSVR - Federated Malay States Volunteer Reserve force
    FRB - front-running bastard

G

    gin-sling - John Collins or gin and lime cocktail topped up with liquers (not to be confused with Singapore sling, made with whisky)
    godown - warehouse, bimbo instruction
    Grand Master - Supreme leader of a Hash chapter
    Grand Mattress - female version of above
    Grand Mistress - alternative for above

H

    HPA - Hash Publishers Association
    Hare - lays the paper trail, usually with a co-hare. Responsible for the run and accepts all blame for a foul-up, and willingly accepts the Hashit, if awarded.
    Harrier - male hasher, hashman, hashlete
    Harriet - female Hasher, first coined by Ipoh Ladies
    Harriette - French Harriet
    hash bucket - the beer at the end of the trail and the reason you run
    Hash Cash - club treasurer
    Hash Fash - another term for Hash Haberdasher
    Hash Flash - photographer on the run
    Hash Haberdasher - vendor of Hash apparel, insignia and ensemble
    Hash Hole - warning to following hashers of potential hazardous subsidence on trail, foxhole, warren etc.
    Hash Horn - rallies the pack. Remember, short toots for `checking'; a long blast signals On-On! The hasher who carries it.
    Hash House Horrors - a Hash for the youngters
    Hash Hymn - song "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"
    hash-l - an Internet discussion group
    Hash Law - dispatches pack; of hounds after live hare; sorts out trespassing charges
    hashlete - afficionado of the Hash House Harriers
    Hash Master - leader of a Hash chapter, sometimes elected
    Hash Music - leads the membership in song, usually bawdy
    Hasheet - club newsletter, circular or Hash Sheet, media
    Hashit - awarded to hares for gigantic screw-up of a run invented by Brunei HHH in April 28, 1966. Later adopted worldwide. Sometimes awarded automatically if it rains
    Hashoholic - if discovered, administer beer immediately
    Hashoholism - highly infectious condition first reported in South East Asia in the late 1930s
    Hash Piss - organises the beer: most important
    Hash Quack - assists bleeding Hashers!
    Hash Rags - also Hash haberdasher
    Hash Sniff - responsible for finding the start of the trail
    Hat Basher - teaches wearers of hats in the circle a firm lesson (of Medan HHH, Indonesia, origin)
    haversack - original bags for carrying paper
    HHH - Hash House Harriers, H3
    hong - house of business, thus firm
    hound - Hasher, Harrier, Harriet, Harriett, Harriette or Hashlete

I

J

    JB - Johore Bahru where Frederick "Horse" Thomson ran hares and hounds followed by beery sessions in 1932, fully six years beore the Hash House Harriers was established in Kuala Lumpur.
    Joint Masters - two, originally President and Vice-President in The Hash House Harriers, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia aka KLH3.

K

    kampong - area of cleared land, thus village settlement
    Kempeitei - Japanese Secret Police, arseholes
    kennel - another name for HHH club or chapter
    KL - Kuala Lumpur
    kota - fort, thus Kota Bharu
    kris - Malay wavy-bladed dagger
    kuala - river mouth, thus Kuala Lumpur - muddy estuary

s

L

    law - waiting period before hounds set after live hare
    live hare - How it used to be and in many kennels is the only way to hash trails.

M

    makan - eat, thus dinner; food
    MCS - Malayan Civil Service
    mem - honorific, European woman (sometimes horrific!)
    merdeka - freedom
    Mismanagement - club committee
    missie - European girl or woman
    MOM - Master of Musique
    MOP - Master of the Pot
    MOTH - Master of the Hymn
    monsoon - seasonal winds blowing northeast across South China Sea November-February and southwest May-September

N

    negri - state, thus Negri Sembilan
    note - as in "Can we have a note?" instruction from GM to Hash Music

O

    Oh dear! - It's a men only hash
    Oh shit! - It's a mixed hash
    on back - sometimes called to indicate back check situation; fallen harriet
    On Disk - San Diego HHH mail merger
    on in - last kilometer or so, final stretch of a run. Often inscribed as such in flour.
    On, on - or "On, on!; "On-On!"; On! On!; ON-ON; ON-ON! ON! ON!; On2; On squared etc.
    On On - social drink after the down-downs
    On On On - social eating and drinking after the On On!
    On out - good bye
    On paper! - call by Singapore hashers when on trail
    On Sec - Honorary Secretary
    On Sec's Ass - On Sec's assistant usually
    orang - people, thus orang puteh - white people, orang utan - forest people, thus ape

P

    padang - open land, thus playing field or parade ground
    padi - growing rice
    paddy - rice field, Irish Hashman
    paper - shredded paper used for marking trail, traditionally 4" square
    pasar - bazaar or market
    passing - indicates competitiveness and rewarded with a down-down
    peon - office messenger
    piss - amber nectar, beer
    poofter - poof, poofta, not welcome on the Hash
    pulau - island, thus Pulau Tioman
    punkah - fan, originally suspended from ceiling and pulled by hand
    punkah - wallah - poor bastard who operates a punkah

Q

R

    R U? - Are you? Are you on? What's going on up front? Is anyone solving this check?
    Religious Adviser/Advisor - responsible for overall tone and style, emcee
    Resident - senior British administrator in Federal Malay States
    rattan - rotan cane or creeper
    respect - to be shown to the Hash Master, Religious Advisor, or whoever is running the circle
    rule 6 - no poofters! But do check the Yes, Rules! on HI Online's Gateway Page Features.

S

    sampan - small boat
    sarong - covering, thus wraparound skirt worn by Malay Hashers
    SCB - short-cutting bastard
    selamat - peace, thus greeting
    selat - Strait
    shiggy - mud, any foul-smelling goo
    Siam - Thailand
    sola topee - sun helmet, made from sola pith
    Spiritual Adviser/Advisor - responsible for overall tone and style, emcee
    sponsors - help provide Hash apparel and ensemble
    Spotted Dog - Selangor Club in Kuala Lumpur, also known as the `Dog'
    stengah - half measure of whisky
    syce - groom, thus chauffeur

T

    taipan - European head of a hong
    tapper - rubber forest worker who taps rubber trees
    tin bath - original container for post-run drinks of beer and ginger beer
    topee - hat, solar topee
    Trail Master - in charge of runs calendar programme, sometimes checks runs
    tuak - rice wine, toddy
    tuan - honorific, sir, for men of rank, thus Europeans
    tutup - closed, thus tutup jacket - white jacket buttoned to the neck

U

    ulu - headwaters of river, thus upriver region, jungle
    UMS - Unfederated Malay States, comprising Kelantan, Terengganu, Kedah, Perlis and Johore

V

    verandah - open-pillared gallery round house or club. (Portuguese. verandas - balcony)

W

    WebMaster - one who manages or maintains a home page or web site for the hash i.e. Zippy or Flying Booger
    Web Mattress - A female who manages or maintains a home page or web site for the hash i.e. "Teats de Swamp" at Carolina Trash Hashers, Fayetteville, North Carolina, U.S.A.
    whipper-in - traditionally organised the act of "checking" for paper trail in the game of hare and hounds

X

Y

    YWHMH - Your Worshipful Hash Master Himself

Z

 

In the unfortunate event that you crash whilst on the bike hash or are a witness to a crash please try to remember the following points:-

1) The HOSPITAL is the (only) place to seek medical attention in the event of a serious crash. Necessary x-rays and scans need to be carried out in the event of a trauma to rule out possible fractures, internal injuries/bleeding and head injuries etc. If you are with some one whom has a serious crash DO NOT send them home or to a general practitioner even if they insist.

2) The injured rider must be accompanied (by some one) when seeking medical treatment at the Hospital, particularly if they have lost consciousness or are in severe shock. Shock or concussion may cause the rider not registering important information and thus not able to give a proper account of what happened. A detailed account of the crash will aid the doctors in deciding the investigations required.

3) Hares to carry first aid kit and numbers to call for help.

4) Riding in a pack/group where at all possible. You may not be able to call for help if alone and something were to happen.

Please note that the above list is not a rigid guide to action that has to be taken. Each incident must be judged on the situation. However good common sense must always prevail and no injured rider should ever be left to fend for themselves.

 

True Blue Aaaaaahhhh...here's to _________ he's true blue,
He's a Hasher true and true,
He's a Hasher so they say,
He tried to go to heaven but he went the other way…
Drinking down down down down…..

For Slow Drinkers (to the tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful")

Why are we waiting, Whyyyy are we waiiitinggg…
Oh why are we waiiitinggg…
Why why why…

For Birthdays

Why was she born so beautiful
Why was she born at all
She's no jolly use to any of us
She's no jolly use at all…
Drinking down down down down….

For Punishments

He ought to be publicly roused on
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang! Bang!)
He ought to be locked in the doghouse
And left there to fester and rot!
Drinking down down down down…