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Level
of riding How
2. One week before
Note: Never use anything
that will take forever to disintegrate. 3. The Day Before
4. The Big Day
If anyone is lost, hares
must locate them.
And lastly,
X or O Open field check T Back check
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*From Harrier International Online Alphabetical Shortcuts A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
AGPU - Annual General Piss Up amah - Chinese maidservant, nurse amok - violent homicidal condition. Hashing is jogging run amok! are you? - usually called when checking for trail. A call for help from a similarly lost hound atap - nipah palm-leaf thatch ayah - Indian or Malay maid, nurse
ball checker - tests Harriettes barang - things, thus luggage Bash - bike hashing. A bike hash. Mountain bikes, dirt bikes, younger brother's bike, servants' bike. batu - rock Beer Master - organises the beer after a Hash run besar - great, thus tuan besar - great gentlemen bimbo - American Harriet bomoh - Malay medicine man box-wallah - derogatory term for British businessman derived from Anglo Indian term for door-to-door salesman boy - native servant, traditionally summoned by the vocative `boy!'; thus cook boy; Number One boy; boy besar bucket - beery session at the end of a Hash run bukit - hill as in Bukit Timah
check back - act of backtracking to locate trail checking! - utterance during the act of looking for paper chin-chin - salutations chit - note, signed bill chokra - young man, boy chop - seal, brand chummery - shared household of bachelors as was the "Hash House" Selangor Club Chambers circle - convivial post-run session at which down-downs are usually presented to hares, visitors, returners, sinners and leavers. co-hare - hare's accomplice compound - enclosed area round house comprador - buyer, steward, thus Chinese manager of a hong concession - Chinese treaty port open to foreign traders conductor - head overseer on rubber estate coolie - Indian or Chinese labourer paid on daily basis creeper - trainee assistant on tea or rubber estate; dawdling dickhead
dhobi - washerman Dog - see Spotted Dog down-down - non-stop act of drinking dry a vessel of beer; Chug-a-lug
elections - usually rigged erections - usually ligged Japanese erections
FBAC - Fat Boys' Athletic Club, a subgroup of really lazy (not necessarily fat) hashers FMS - Federated Malay States, comprising Perak, Selangor, Negri Sembilan and Pahang FMSVR - Federated Malay States Volunteer Reserve force FRB - front-running bastard
godown - warehouse, bimbo instruction Grand Master - Supreme leader of a Hash chapter Grand Mattress - female version of above Grand Mistress - alternative for above
Hare - lays the paper trail, usually with a co-hare. Responsible for the run and accepts all blame for a foul-up, and willingly accepts the Hashit, if awarded. Harrier - male hasher, hashman, hashlete Harriet - female Hasher, first coined by Ipoh Ladies Harriette - French Harriet hash bucket - the beer at the end of the trail and the reason you run Hash Cash - club treasurer Hash Fash - another term for Hash Haberdasher Hash Flash - photographer on the run Hash Haberdasher - vendor of Hash apparel, insignia and ensemble Hash Hole - warning to following hashers of potential hazardous subsidence on trail, foxhole, warren etc. Hash Horn - rallies the pack. Remember, short toots for `checking'; a long blast signals On-On! The hasher who carries it. Hash House Horrors - a Hash for the youngters Hash Hymn - song "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" hash-l - an Internet discussion group Hash Law - dispatches pack; of hounds after live hare; sorts out trespassing charges hashlete - afficionado of the Hash House Harriers Hash Master - leader of a Hash chapter, sometimes elected Hash Music - leads the membership in song, usually bawdy Hasheet - club newsletter, circular or Hash Sheet, media Hashit - awarded to hares for gigantic screw-up of a run invented by Brunei HHH in April 28, 1966. Later adopted worldwide. Sometimes awarded automatically if it rains Hashoholic - if discovered, administer beer immediately Hashoholism - highly infectious condition first reported in South East Asia in the late 1930s Hash Piss - organises the beer: most important Hash Quack - assists bleeding Hashers! Hash Rags - also Hash haberdasher Hash Sniff - responsible for finding the start of the trail Hat Basher - teaches wearers of hats in the circle a firm lesson (of Medan HHH, Indonesia, origin) haversack - original bags for carrying paper HHH - Hash House Harriers, H3 hong - house of business, thus firm hound - Hasher, Harrier, Harriet, Harriett, Harriette or Hashlete
Joint Masters - two, originally President and Vice-President in The Hash House Harriers, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia aka KLH3.
Kempeitei - Japanese Secret Police, arseholes kennel - another name for HHH club or chapter KL - Kuala Lumpur kota - fort, thus Kota Bharu kris - Malay wavy-bladed dagger kuala - river mouth, thus Kuala Lumpur - muddy estuary
live hare - How it used to be and in many kennels is the only way to hash trails.
MCS - Malayan Civil Service mem - honorific, European woman (sometimes horrific!) merdeka - freedom Mismanagement - club committee missie - European girl or woman MOM - Master of Musique MOP - Master of the Pot MOTH - Master of the Hymn monsoon - seasonal winds blowing northeast across South China Sea November-February and southwest May-September
note - as in "Can we have a note?" instruction from GM to Hash Music
Oh shit! - It's a mixed hash on back - sometimes called to indicate back check situation; fallen harriet On Disk - San Diego HHH mail merger on in - last kilometer or so, final stretch of a run. Often inscribed as such in flour. On, on - or "On, on!; "On-On!"; On! On!; ON-ON; ON-ON! ON! ON!; On2; On squared etc. On On - social drink after the down-downs On On On - social eating and drinking after the On On! On out - good bye On paper! - call by Singapore hashers when on trail On Sec - Honorary Secretary On Sec's Ass - On Sec's assistant usually orang - people, thus orang puteh - white people, orang utan - forest people, thus ape
padi - growing rice paddy - rice field, Irish Hashman paper - shredded paper used for marking trail, traditionally 4" square pasar - bazaar or market passing - indicates competitiveness and rewarded with a down-down peon - office messenger piss - amber nectar, beer poofter - poof, poofta, not welcome on the Hash pulau - island, thus Pulau Tioman punkah - fan, originally suspended from ceiling and pulled by hand punkah - wallah - poor bastard who operates a punkah
Religious Adviser/Advisor - responsible for overall tone and style, emcee Resident - senior British administrator in Federal Malay States rattan - rotan cane or creeper respect - to be shown to the Hash Master, Religious Advisor, or whoever is running the circle rule 6 - no poofters! But do check the Yes, Rules! on HI Online's Gateway Page Features.
sarong - covering, thus wraparound skirt worn by Malay Hashers SCB - short-cutting bastard selamat - peace, thus greeting selat - Strait shiggy - mud, any foul-smelling goo Siam - Thailand sola topee - sun helmet, made from sola pith Spiritual Adviser/Advisor - responsible for overall tone and style, emcee sponsors - help provide Hash apparel and ensemble Spotted Dog - Selangor Club in Kuala Lumpur, also known as the `Dog' stengah - half measure of whisky syce - groom, thus chauffeur
tapper - rubber forest worker who taps rubber trees tin bath - original container for post-run drinks of beer and ginger beer topee - hat, solar topee Trail Master - in charge of runs calendar programme, sometimes checks runs tuak - rice wine, toddy tuan - honorific, sir, for men of rank, thus Europeans tutup - closed, thus tutup jacket - white jacket buttoned to the neck
UMS - Unfederated Malay States, comprising Kelantan, Terengganu, Kedah, Perlis and Johore
Web Mattress - A female who manages or maintains a home page or web site for the hash i.e. "Teats de Swamp" at Carolina Trash Hashers, Fayetteville, North Carolina, U.S.A. whipper-in - traditionally organised the act of "checking" for paper trail in the game of hare and hounds
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In the unfortunate event that you crash whilst on the bike hash or are a witness to a crash please try to remember the following points:- 1) The HOSPITAL is the (only) place to seek medical attention in the event of a serious crash. Necessary x-rays and scans need to be carried out in the event of a trauma to rule out possible fractures, internal injuries/bleeding and head injuries etc. If you are with some one whom has a serious crash DO NOT send them home or to a general practitioner even if they insist. 2) The injured rider must be accompanied (by some one) when seeking medical treatment at the Hospital, particularly if they have lost consciousness or are in severe shock. Shock or concussion may cause the rider not registering important information and thus not able to give a proper account of what happened. A detailed account of the crash will aid the doctors in deciding the investigations required. 3) Hares to carry first aid kit and numbers to call for help. 4) Riding in a pack/group where at all possible. You may not be able to call for help if alone and something were to happen. Please note that the above list is not a rigid guide to action that has to be taken. Each incident must be judged on the situation. However good common sense must always prevail and no injured rider should ever be left to fend for themselves. |
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True Blue Aaaaaahhhh...here's
to _________ he's true blue, For Slow Drinkers
(to the tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful") For Birthdays
For Punishments
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